”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read‘$10,000 per call’.The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.The American thanked the priest and went along his way.Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.‘O.K., thank you, ‘ said. ” Reprieve, she didn’t walk off. I started to explain about my friend, the cookery course and the two pounds. I felt like a silly little schoolgirl talking to a pop star. “Well, Miss?” I was chatting so much I forgot to mention my name, “It’s Rambles, Verity Rambles.”“Well, Miss Verity, we have quite an extensive range here, I’m sure we can find something suitable for you. Do you know what size you are?” I explained that the last bra I bought was a 34C but I now felt I may need a D cup. She looked closely at my boobs; I was hoping she didn’t notice my nipples. It wasn’t a cold day so I couldn’t use that old excuse. I was becoming a little too self-conscious and needed to relax. I tried to take my mind off her and concentrate on the bras instead.“Are you looking for something pretty or perhaps more supportive for sport?” I wanted to say sport, I really did. I needed to clear my mind of anything pretty as it was arousing me too much. But you guessed it, I said pretty. “Okay, Miss.
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